(3 mins) The roo stood tall in the grass. ‘This is how you pretend to be a stump,’ she told her joey. Joey could not sit still. His ears...

(3 mins) Tall… T a l l -Mayfield is 20 minutes away oh no. -The dish washing Man. -He will not wait in this heat. -slowly wait. -Do you...

Anyone ever had a friend or relative who told so many tall stories that you were never sure whether the story was true or fabricated. If...

(3 mins) An exaggerated situation. An unbelievable plot, insane characters, shock events. Mystery, subterfuge. A massive ‘didn’t see it...

Shorties (3 mins) SO shorties, just like miniskirts? No they’re called ‘SMALLS’. Not for little people – little clothing! What, for...

Once upon a time there was a hunting dog, a fat old man and a school teacher.  They didn’t know each other until one day they all rode in...

In the beginning, there was milk. Then the Great Chef dropped in some vinegar, and lo, the milk did separate. And after that, the Great...

Dishes in the sink! Garbage on the floor! Clothes scattered here and there! Who could ask for more? Me... I think... And soon! Before I...

Me! No me! It was… Surely not? I’m sure it wasn’t… Yellow! Yellow? Why are we talking about colours? Did Roger do it? Roger? Roger! Who...

‘Argh!’ ‘What’s up now? Hey watch out, you’re hitting a whole lot of keys there, it’s confused now.’ ‘I know the file is on there...

Always wanted to be called “Bradley.” Don’t know why but “Bradley Bandicoot” always ‘flows’ for me. My parents’ birth-named me...

My name was Mark Smith. Mark Smith! Did my parents have no imagination? No time for me? For crying out loud – they must have know that I...

Blessed Spirit Well... What name have you chosen? Is this, then, your new disguise? 'Sunflower'? 'Moonbeam'? 'Earth-Child'? Which one won...

We’re on holiday in Spain.  Elizabeth’s business partner Damien owns a holiday villa on a golf course here.  It’s set up as a holiday...

“Singlas, I want Singlas.” He squirmed in his seat on the back of the shopping trolley, reaching out for the single bananas.  He knew he...

In the immortal words of the Iranian midwife who delivered my sister, who was also our landlady, ‘the baby is yelloooow’. In other words,...

In the town where I was born lived a lady with grey hair. And she lived a life of ease in a little blue canoe. The sound of many voices...

Running along the jungle path I was wet, tired, sore, thirsty. My feet and head were pounding. The vines lashed my face, tear-stained and...

I swing the car into the McDonald's drive-thru. I’ve just got Max from school.  I’ve had too many customers today, and no lunch because...

Following the polar cap melt, although the ocean temperature took a plunge resulting the restoration of reefs around the world, new...