Kevan Smith - Dribble

Dribble – drip drip dribble dribble.

Everywhere there is dribble. I wake and the beard and pillow are wet with dribble. The top end and the bottom end – dribble. As I get older, no matter how I jump and dance there is dribble. Now I know why Mummy said “change your underwear every day dear”. There’s always dribble.

They even make drinking soda ads promoting dribble, that and kayaks on rocks. You buy a hamburger and dribble down your arm. Take-away cups always dribble down your chin. And beards, don’t talk to me about beards, they retain dribble like hairy confessional sponges on show for everyone but yourself until you swat away a mossie and find matted crumbs in a dribble of sticky hair….(and you thought they were laughing at your wit and charm because you’re always funny!!). What a load of dribbling drivel. Bacon n’ Egg Rolls, my fav, runny yoke and bbq sauce dribble in your hand and through your fingers.

Watching raunchies, dribble.

Hot steamy days, dribble down your cheeks and off your chin.

News, always dribble, well bullshyte slurried with drivel is the new dribble.

The only thing that doesn’t dribble is my old colander because it’s all clogged up.

See a sad movie, or a happy one, and one’s eyes dribble.

Listen to RAP music and your ears dribble, blood (btw, RAP is the acronym of “rather awful poetry”).

I do love dribbling honey from a spoon onto vanilla ice cream or yogurt and banana and berries and peach and apricot slices and, maybe, a dribble of dark chocolate pieces. Now, let that all dribble down your chin and through your beard. Wash-time again!!

Pat the dog, she dribbles spittle on your face from her overhanging cheeks just because she loves you…..a handshake and a leg muzzle would work just as well Poochie-Girl.

I walked past a game show, stood for a few seconds, and watched grown humans actually cheering flat tags slowly sliding down an incline. I had to wipe the screen clean of all the dribble. He was a better tennis player than a game-show-host…and that wasn’t a very high bar!!

Oh, and the latest Dribble!! Fat-Kyle said something nasty to dumblond-Jacky so they pay this real-live tragic dribble (drivel) millions of dollars…ffs….

The World is simply swamped in dribble.