Michael Sheridan - Water

I’ve recently moved to Jindabyne.  There have been a few lifestyle changes to adjust to.  One of these is work.  I had a business before I moved from Newcastle, but it was a consulting business that only really worked if I could be onsite, only now, I’m 600 kilometres away from my customers.  I have a choice, either, rebuild the same business here by finding new customers, or start a new business doing something new. 

One idea is to put water in cans and sell it online.  Here is a thought for how an advertisement video might look. 

Video Ad. 

A man sits before the camera, staring. He wears a T-shirt with yellow and red horizontal stripes, a black hat with a broad flat brim, and round-rimmed rose-coloured glasses.  He is a mix of Harry Potter, John Lennon, Freddie Kruger and Mr Bean. 

Staring more deeply at the camera and speaking in a deadpan he says, “As a professional assassin, you will know the importance of good hydration, but also, as a professional assassin, you fear microplastics and the harm they can do to cellular function. 

“This is the ‘Slayer point three seven five litre slug’.”

He brandishes a red and bronze can. 

“Perfect hydration whether you’re waiting to snipe your mark, or about to charge in guns blazing. And in an aluminium can to maintain maximum cellular function by avoiding harm from microplastics.”

“Order online.”

“Discreetly delivered.”

“Also available, as a point six armour piercing slug, the one two five anti-vehicle round, and the two-elle, artillery round, for when precision isn’t an option, but you don’t want thirst to be the cause of death.”