“Hey AI, I need to start a psychedelic story about being stuck." “I can do that “, said the AI. The AI thought for a moment. “In a dense,...

Real true story December 24th – where is Santa? The children have gone for the obligatory Christmas Eve walk along the road, looking for...

The Jolly Old Fellow got stuck in the chimney: but it was Christmas morning, so it was all just very funny. Still, it was...

He tried to sneeze and fart and cough – but it was no use whatsoever. So what did Winnie the Pooh do when he was stuck? He resorted to...

Painting away The chimney did not (…) enjoyable   No one enjoyed the experience It was deathly for all The chimney knew it would be...

I looked at his butt, was it Santa I see? I prodded and poked to help him down. ‘What are you doing you stupid clown?’ ‘Oh Santa it’s me and I’ve been very good, Can you bring me a new bike but not made of wood?’ Like the last one you brought that was just a foot long, You didn’t listen very well, you Got it so wrong.’ ‘Don’t worry about that you ridiculous thing, Get me out of this mess or there’ll be no presents to bring.’ ‘Quite frankly Santa I don’t like your tone, you ca

‘I can’t do it, Marge.’   ‘Yes you can, all you need is reach a bit further.’   ‘I can’t! My belly’s in the way!’   ‘Breathe in and stretch! Imagine you’re at my yoga class.’   ‘Fuck, Janice. I’m not into yoga and you know that.’   A large clot of soot falls into the hearth and explodes into a fine black mist. Tim starts choking violently.   ‘Oh, love, are you OK? Come back out.’   ‘I can’t!’ He barely got five words out before being overcome by another fit of coughing. Janic