Once upon a time there was a hunting dog, a fat old man and a school teacher.  They didn’t know each other until one day they all rode in...

In the beginning, there was milk. Then the Great Chef dropped in some vinegar, and lo, the milk did separate. And after that, the Great Chef took aside the curds, and there was a great straining, and a salting, and a pressing, and after due time for reflection, there was cheese. And all saw that it was well. Since then many things have changed, substances sublimated and altered, but in honour of this event, to this day the moon is still made of cheese.   The benefits of the G

Dishes in the sink! Garbage on the floor! Clothes scattered here and there! Who could ask for more? Me... I think... And soon! Before I...

Me! No me! It was… Surely not? I’m sure it wasn’t… Yellow! Yellow? Why are we talking about colours? Did Roger do it? Roger? Roger! Who...