Kevan Smith - Miss

“Hiya, I’m Miles.  6’2”, beer-bellied, broad with full Ned-Kelly beard.  I have a Sinead hairstyle (vale Sinead), lots of wigs but love my Dolly and Cher the best.  Dusky Rose and Magenta are my fav nail colours, always one Crypt Black.  Lotsa frocks, stylish suits, evening wear of course, red pumps and my C-F-M-Boots, fishys, sheers, with nice tasteful jewellery, accoutrements and rings.  But sometimes, just trackies, plaids and Uggs.  Don’t like much fluff and flounces.  I’m just a simple girl at heart.  I like my world and choices and know that a Miss is as good as a Miles.”