Michael Collins - Tent

I am somewhat tent-ative about writing about tents.

 Still, I must say, I have nothing against them... per se.

I have several. I have had them for many years.

All unused except for the one I and my son of 7 slept in one fearless night.

He slept  I hated every uncomfortable minute of it.

Anyway, not all tents are created equal. Tepees, for instance, are much nicer:

more colourful for a start. Anyway, enough about tepees.

Except for the stimulating colours, they are pretty damn boring...

Speaking of dishwater, one should not throw the baby out with it.

But again, really depends on the baby. Lets not go there.

Speaking of other places not to go:

the den of iniquity known as Peter Dutton's shadow cabinet meetings;

his yearly reunion with his comrades- in- arms

from the dark side of the QLD police force;

and last of all Peter Dutton's barber...

Speaking of barbers. Statistics have recently shown that the standards here

have been declining over the years. May people put this down to Peter Dutton...

it seems that barbers (just like Pete, himself) just couldn't cut it... anymore ...