‘The evening was grand’, my Grandmother announced. ‘There were ground people here, the venue is grand and the food is grand and so are...

‘That’s grand’ says Jon.   ‘What’s grand?’ asks Lucy.   ‘It’s grand that it’s school holidays.’ – Jon   ‘Why?’ – Lucy   ‘’Cause I can go...

Grand, Grand, Grand Grand piano, grand rounds, Grand prix, Lost in the grandstands Lost Forlorn For instance For sooth (as in...

Why is a grand grand? It’s a grand night for singing. The moon is riding high... Such an old-fashioned term. It’s grand became it’s cool…...

-        Fish can’t feel depression but what is the harm in thinking they do. -        Perhaps they are just undiagnosed. -        Could...

‘We don’t know anything about this girl. You can’t just go and marry her.’   ‘But Mum she’s a princess.’   ‘So she says.’   ‘Look, the...

She saw him standing with a dowdy looking woman. She had long brown hair, was short and overweight, in the worst clothes anyone could...

What do I see in Ash?   I don’t see much.   I see a meat boy.   Faffing around   Meat puppet   He is loyal. He is like my dog, the one I...

Penkethman’s Pest Exterminators. Peter Penkethman had built the business up from nothing. Not it was a household name. If you’re about to...

Personality People love me or hate me – black or white. That is the way I felt about things when I was 15. I only know that because I was...

I had a personality once upon a time. I thought that it belonged to me... till I realized... It was not really mine.   This...

“I was reading about MBTI yesterday”, I tell my wife Elizabeth.  MBTI is the Meters-Briggs Type Indicator, a system for sorting...

‘What do you mean I don’t try? I’ve been called the most trying person that ever lived.’ Today I will climb over a fence, the barbed wire...

Rain has no conscience shows no fear Displays no love… Is not a living thing. Effects not to condemn… not to judge…. Simply falls from a...

Cloud curtained winter I lose my way in thicket without leaving home.

A pub discussion ‘Up to my bloody armpits. It doesn’t bloody stop. Everywhere you look is his face. Just like his sister ole Horseface....

Will it ever stop? The Mexican Volcano Rabbits scurried into their burrows. It was torrential and it wasn’t meant to be. Their floating...

‘He’s off the rails.’ ‘You really need to rein him in.’ ‘Rein in? How? I don’t have any say here.’ ‘You have a say when he spends half...

I am the rainwoman of the tribe, the one who thrives as it pours, comes to life in the sodden condensation and liquid moving earth. It’s...

Where am I? I looked around me. Cabbages everywhere! WHAT? This is ridiculous! Where am I? What am I doing amongst so many cabbages? I don’t understand… Ohhhhh, woe is me!   The cabbages beside me smile and their little cabbage eyes crinkle up. What? They’re alive? That’s absurd.   The sky is dark. Dark grey. It takes all the blue out of the light and everything appears brighter and more vibrant. I stare to the heavens and try to understand what I’m doing with all these brigh