Sitting around, propping up and leaning on the variegated, woven, black jacquard encompassing and enhancing it.  An eating place, a...

My tables Water table Tabulate Tibia Tabitha Jicama Pemmican Porcelain Pachyderm Panacea Piecemeal Pancreas ‘Popotamus Otter bus Totter...

Get into it and enjoy the festive season. We celebrate Xmas all through January – even when the ‘Christ’ sentiment dissipates after the...

I'm crepusculared cresting on the blinding star, satellite vision

She walked into the room, and I instantly disliked her. There's nothing wrong with judging a book by its cover… sometimes. She was my...

“Hey AI, I need to start a psychedelic story about being stuck." “I can do that “, said the AI. The AI thought for a moment. “In a dense,...

Real true story December 24th – where is Santa? The children have gone for the obligatory Christmas Eve walk along the road, looking for...

‘They are back again,’ She felt her eyes rolling as she said it, and knew her voice was exasperated and tired.   ‘They’ were the...

He stepped aside to reveal a hidden hole in the pond, inside which nestled the bottom of a waterfall, falling into a pond, surrounded by...

The Jolly Old Fellow got stuck in the chimney: but it was Christmas morning, so it was all just very funny. Still, it was...

He tried to sneeze and fart and cough – but it was no use whatsoever. So what did Winnie the Pooh do when he was stuck? He resorted to...

Painting away The chimney did not (…) enjoyable   No one enjoyed the experience It was deathly for all The chimney knew it would be...

She wielded the pale blue slipper like a shield and the bullets flew back towards him.   Fortunately, Apollo, god of the sun (and more)...

He hurled himself through the closing doors, reaching the room just in time. ‘Quickly, this way.’   She stepped furtively between the...

I looked at his butt, was it Santa I see? I prodded and poked to help him down. ‘What are you doing you stupid clown?’ ‘Oh Santa it’s me...

‘I can’t do it, Marge.’   ‘Yes you can, all you need is reach a bit further.’   ‘I can’t! My belly’s in the way!’   ‘Breathe in and...

Remember, remember, remember, remember   Uncle Rupe in Maleny, Qld. who married his wife in secret. She, my auntie Alex, was at Uni and...

The screaming, the blood, the pain, the sadness. I remember when I was young, only I never had all fun. I never had any fun. Basically,...

He sat and watched the fire during low, embers glistening and spitting as the oil wood burst tiny sparks. His mind was numb, not...

I wish I’d asked my dad more, when he was alive, about his war years. When you are young, you are only interested in the gory bits. Did...