Ricci Schwarzler - Pepper
- Feb 15
- 1 min read
‘QUICK! Get the Pepper spray!’
‘What? Why?’
‘It’s that kid from down the street.’
‘WHAT? You can’t use Pepper spray on a child.
‘Yes you can.’
‘NO YOU CAN’T!’
‘Ah yes you can. It says so on the tin?’
‘Where?’
‘THERE! Are you blind Mr Bull?’
‘MISS RABBIT, just because the kids name is Peppa, doesn’t mean you can use Pepper Spray on her. Now put it away!’

‘Oh.’
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