It is a mess!   They say: God bless this mess... I say: it is just a mess... And a mess gets in the way of moving around the house... you...

'What’s the time?’ Barbara, teenage granddaughter of Hannah.     ‘Bedtime’ - Jill, Barbara’s mother.   ‘It’s always bed time, according...

‘It’s all because of the bloody Romans.’   ‘What?’   ‘Aunt Lizbeth threatened to disinherit me.’   ‘Seriously? What did the Romans have to do with it?’ ‘She got really pissed when she chipped her tooth. She’d just got it crowned. I think she was joking but she went a paler shade of beige when she bit down on that.’   ‘The Romans chipped her tooth, and you’re getting disinherited?’   ‘No, she chipped it because there was a bit of stone in the cake I brought for tea.’   ‘OK…’  

'Again?'   She honestly could not believe that their entire trip was about to be aborted.   ‘I’ll take the train, drop me off here,’ he...

Time preferred for meeting: Thursday Time of meeting: Tuesday 11am That’s what the board said in the patient’s room. “Excuse me. Could we...

I arrived early and found myself alone in the place I had expected, well, what had I expected? I’m not really sure but everything was new...