Ricci Schwarzler - Bird Flu/Cold

“Hey Jack, what seems to be the problem?” ”You’re doing an awful lot of coughing.”

“I’m not sure, I just can’t seem to stop.”

“It wouldn’t be bird flu, would it?”

“Don’t be so ridiculous do I look like a bird?”

“Well, actually, yes. We’re pigeons for God’s sake! Coo coo, cooety coo coo.”