Ricci Schwarzler - Exasperating 2

‘I’ve tried to tell him’

‘And what does he say?’

‘He keeps telling me “In his experience”, if I hear that once more I’m going to stab him with my pencil in true John Wick fashion. He’s an idiot. I don’t trust him. Something is just not quite right.’

‘Hmm I know what you mean. It’s as if he’s playing a part and saying sentences that he doesn’t understand or if he does he’s certainly not going to deliver on, but they sound impressive.’

‘Yep, agree. He’s a Hollowman and I’ve got to say I truly disliked T.S. bloody Elliot. What a tit. ’

‘How long has he been the manager?’

‘Oh about 4 weeks. He makes out he knows what he’s doing but I just don’t believe it. It’s all those little micro expressions and micro tones in his voice that make me see through the façade and into the total lack of substance behind it.’

‘Can you sack him?’

‘Not really. The client thinks he’s amazing.'

‘Is the client an idiot?’

‘Yes.’

‘Ok that’s tough and exasperating. Could he meet with a fatal accident?’

‘Yes.’

‘Well, that seems like the only alternative.’

‘Yes it is.’

‘I’ll get it done.’

‘Ok.’