I looked at his butt, was it Santa I see? I prodded and poked to help him down. ‘What are you doing you stupid clown?’ ‘Oh Santa it’s me...

The screaming, the blood, the pain, the sadness. I remember when I was young, only I never had all fun. I never had any fun. Basically,...

‘The evening was grand’, my Grandmother announced. ‘There were ground people here, the venue is grand and the food is grand and so are...

She saw him standing with a dowdy looking woman. She had long brown hair, was short and overweight, in the worst clothes anyone could...

Will it ever stop? The Mexican Volcano Rabbits scurried into their burrows. It was torrential and it wasn’t meant to be. Their floating...

Where am I? I looked around me. Cabbages everywhere! WHAT? This is ridiculous! Where am I? What am I doing amongst so many cabbages? I don’t understand… Ohhhhh, woe is me!   The cabbages beside me smile and their little cabbage eyes crinkle up. What? They’re alive? That’s absurd.   The sky is dark. Dark grey. It takes all the blue out of the light and everything appears brighter and more vibrant. I stare to the heavens and try to understand what I’m doing with all these brigh